It's 5pm CST and of course I am watching E! TV's Live From the Red Carpet. I am going to blog about anything that seems interesting, dramatic, noteworthy, or ridiculous. So this could be a pretty long post.
Question #1: Did Ellen dis Seacrest?
I had to rewind the Tivo to watch what happened a second time. Ryan Seacrest just cut to Ellen getting ready to host the Oscars and it was hard to tell if her eye-roll and "Back to you, Ryan" as she turned around and walked away from the camera was sarcastic or if she was being funny. I'll bet she was dissing him. He is a jackass.
Even the E! people are making fun of Ryan Seacrest. They just caught him holding his bottle of water when he thought no one was looking and they are commenting on that. That is how riveting this coverage is so far. Maybe he has vodka in the bottle instead of water...that would explain a whole lot about his behavior. Good grief, I hope the red carpet gets more interesting than it has been so far.
Question #2: Seriously, what is wrong with Ryan Seacrest?
Seacrest just interviewed Gael Garcia Bernal, a star of the movie Babel which is nominated for Best Picture. All that Seacrest could think of to ask the guy was what he thought of Brad Pitt. The worst part was that Ryan wouldn't quit asking the same question over and over when Gael said that he doesn't know Brad Pitt. Poor Gael had to tell Ryan about 4 times that he never met Brad during the filming of the movie because they shot on different continents. Ryan is an idiot. Why not ask Gael about his amazing performance in Babel or his future movies because on continents other than this one he is a huge movie star in his own right. Ryan even tried to get the poor guy to just stand next to him until Brad Pitt shows up so that he, Ryan, could introduce the two actors. What a moron.
Question #3: Why Does Ryan Seacrest Think That if He Speaks Slowly and Loudly A Non-English Speaker will understand him?
He just interviewed Rinko Kikuchi, a star of Babel, who was speaking through an interpreter. All I can say is, "Embarrassing, ugly American." Ryan you should go home.
Penelope Cruz is beautiful. Wow. Her pink Versace dress is one of the most beautiful I have ever seen. Seacrest is actually doing a decent job of interviewing her; maybe the Prozac kicked in.
Question #4: Why Does Cameron Diaz's Hair Always Look Like She Styled It With A Weed whacker?
Nice dress. Bad bad hair. Nothing more to say.
Jada Pinkett Smith is hot. This woman always looks amazing and tonight is no different. Gorgeous yellow dress that no woman with pale skin could pull off. She has a really buff body too.
Seacrest interviewing John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Apparently they voted for Forest Whitaker to win for Best Actor...if the Scientologists support a nominee he will probably win.
OK, its time to switch over to the Barbara Walters Special on ABC.
I hope that someone grabs Seacrest by his spiky hair and slams his head down onto his/her knee. That would be great.
Question #1: Did Ellen dis Seacrest?
I had to rewind the Tivo to watch what happened a second time. Ryan Seacrest just cut to Ellen getting ready to host the Oscars and it was hard to tell if her eye-roll and "Back to you, Ryan" as she turned around and walked away from the camera was sarcastic or if she was being funny. I'll bet she was dissing him. He is a jackass.
Even the E! people are making fun of Ryan Seacrest. They just caught him holding his bottle of water when he thought no one was looking and they are commenting on that. That is how riveting this coverage is so far. Maybe he has vodka in the bottle instead of water...that would explain a whole lot about his behavior. Good grief, I hope the red carpet gets more interesting than it has been so far.
Question #2: Seriously, what is wrong with Ryan Seacrest?
Seacrest just interviewed Gael Garcia Bernal, a star of the movie Babel which is nominated for Best Picture. All that Seacrest could think of to ask the guy was what he thought of Brad Pitt. The worst part was that Ryan wouldn't quit asking the same question over and over when Gael said that he doesn't know Brad Pitt. Poor Gael had to tell Ryan about 4 times that he never met Brad during the filming of the movie because they shot on different continents. Ryan is an idiot. Why not ask Gael about his amazing performance in Babel or his future movies because on continents other than this one he is a huge movie star in his own right. Ryan even tried to get the poor guy to just stand next to him until Brad Pitt shows up so that he, Ryan, could introduce the two actors. What a moron.
Question #3: Why Does Ryan Seacrest Think That if He Speaks Slowly and Loudly A Non-English Speaker will understand him?
He just interviewed Rinko Kikuchi, a star of Babel, who was speaking through an interpreter. All I can say is, "Embarrassing, ugly American." Ryan you should go home.
Penelope Cruz is beautiful. Wow. Her pink Versace dress is one of the most beautiful I have ever seen. Seacrest is actually doing a decent job of interviewing her; maybe the Prozac kicked in.
Question #4: Why Does Cameron Diaz's Hair Always Look Like She Styled It With A Weed whacker?
Nice dress. Bad bad hair. Nothing more to say.
Jada Pinkett Smith is hot. This woman always looks amazing and tonight is no different. Gorgeous yellow dress that no woman with pale skin could pull off. She has a really buff body too.
Seacrest interviewing John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Apparently they voted for Forest Whitaker to win for Best Actor...if the Scientologists support a nominee he will probably win.
OK, its time to switch over to the Barbara Walters Special on ABC.
I hope that someone grabs Seacrest by his spiky hair and slams his head down onto his/her knee. That would be great.
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