The Pieces Of The Puzzle Are Falling Into Place

Well Anna Nicole was finally buried this week in the Bahamas and I think that it is clear to all that her messed up life had more than a little bit to do with the people she surrounded herself with. Her mother, Virgie Arthur, her baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, and Svengali/attorney/friend/wanna-be-baby daddy, Howard K. Stern are quite the cast of misfits, opportunists, and losers. I have never seen anything like this crowd and I am an avid follower of celebrity train wrecks. Generally, people who have a lot of problems don't attract normal and well adjusted friends.

I think that Virgie Arthur may, in fact, be the anti-Christ. The media kind of portrays her as a weeping mother but I don't see it. She is doing everything she can to ignore Anna's final wishes so that she can profit from Anna's death. I read in Cindy Adams column on Page Six that Virgie's legal bills are being paid by a large UK based media syndicate. It makes sense. They stand to gain a lot in terms of additional media coverage of the Anna situation if Virgie keeps filing motions. The stupid woman even tried to stop the funeral while the hearse was on its way to the church!! I thought I had heard of everything until she did that.

And why is it so important to Virgie that Anna's body reside in Texas? Could it be that she wants to charge admission to see her grave? Apparently Daniel's father, who hadn't seen him since 1988 (19 years before he died) has filed a motion in Bahamian court to exhume Daniel's body and move it to Texas. How is he paying for his legal bills? Do you think that maybe Virgie's British benefactors are helping?

One of Anna's cousins is publishing a book called, "Train Wreck" which will include excerpts of Anna's private diaries. What the f--k? What kind of people sell out their relatives like this? Oh yeah, I forgot...trailer trash people who have neither the work ethic or the talent to earn a living on their own.

I have also heard unsubstantiated rumors that Howard K. Stern is the sole beneficiary of no less than 7 life insurance policies that Anna took out and paid for herself. This rumor seems a little "off" and not just because those goofballs were apparently broke and didn't pay a lot of their bills. I just can't believe there are 7 life insurance companies that would gamble on life insurance policies for a woman who seemed so publicly hell bent on self destruction.

Howard is apparently being paid a licensing fee from Entertainment Tonight to let them serve as the exclusive source of interviews with him about the Anna situation. The amazing thing about that story is that apparently ET and Howard negotiated that agreement after her son Daniel died last year. I guess Anna's death is a ratings bonus for them.

I wonder if the public is starting to tire of this circus? I never really felt sorry for Anna when she was alive. I thought she was a conniving, drug addicted, gold digging loser who was too lazy and stupid to do anything but strip. But now that she is gone and we have had the opportunity to find out more about her friends and family I pity her. With Virgie as a mother Anna never had a chance at anything but dancing on a pole. Finally the manner in which she lived and died makes sense. The pieces of the puzzle are falling into place.